I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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