p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Randomize