Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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