I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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