I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
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You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
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I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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