Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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