At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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