You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Sext me about skeletons
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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