I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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