You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
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when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
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I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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