Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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