It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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