hotel room ftw
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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