just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Do vagina's smell?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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