I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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