Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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