whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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