My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
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he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
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For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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