Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
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