Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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