Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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