I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
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he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
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Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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