i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
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It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
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I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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