It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Randomize
