god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
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I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
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I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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