Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Randomize
