Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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