I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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