Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
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It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
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I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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