i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
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Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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