I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
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just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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