No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I don't think brook has ever known best
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
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We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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