I heard we made out
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
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