she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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