As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
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You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
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The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
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