To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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