Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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