just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
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