Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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