how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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