Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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