Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
