Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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