toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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