I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
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It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
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His crazy is a thing to be cherished
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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