I need help removing her.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
he was CRYING into my vagina
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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