I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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