Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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