what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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