i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Randomize
