i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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