I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
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being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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