Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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