Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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