it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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