I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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