can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
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There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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