Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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