Sponge bath it is.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
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