Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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