How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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